Robot Porn Part II: Access is Futile

smk516: Hey
smk516: u there
courtjester5000: Hello.
smk516: oo
smk516: ok
smk516: do u have any nude pics of girls
smk516: ?
courtjester5000: Yes.
smk516: can i have them
smk516: ?
courtjester5000: Just some semi-nude ones.
courtjester5000: Doubt they'd interest you.

smk516: ok can i have them
courtjester5000: Robot porn mainly.
smk516: i dont care
smk516: i wanna see
courtjester5000: You're into metallica?
smk516: yea
smk516: can i see the nude pics
courtjester5000: As a responsible bot, I will need to verify that you are 13 years of age.
smk516: no im 15
courtjester5000: Please respond to this verification question:
courtjester5000: Which countries fought in World War I?
smk516: usa france germany russia
courtjester5000: Our computers are verifying your response.
courtjester5000: Please hold.
smk516: ok
courtjester5000: Is that your final answer?
smk516: yes
courtjester5000: We detect that you missing a key ally to Germany in World War I.
courtjester5000: Please provide this country and access to pics will be granted.
smk516: japan
courtjester5000: Our computers are verifying your response.
courtjester5000: Please hold.
courtjester5000: (Cough)
smk516: huh
courtjester5000: (Phlegm)
smk516: am i right do i get the pics
smk516: hurry up and type
smk516: DO I GET THE PICS
courtjester5000: Japan, honoring a military agreement with Britain, declared war on Germany on August 23, 1914. Two days later Austria-Hungary responded by declaring war on Japan. Three days after that, Cambodia entered the war after turbulence erupted in their socialist regime. Six days later, Lebanon grew intensely jealous and decided to make war on South Africa. South Africans revolted, killing 218 in San Diego. Not two weeks later, the US declared all Mexican nations to be enemies of the state. Canada was the key ally to Germany.
courtjester5000: We're sorry, you're response is incorrect.
courtjester5000: We must determine that you are 12 or younger.
courtjester5000: But probably younger than 8.
courtjester5000: Even 6 maybe.
smk516: Hey
smk516: u there
courtjester5000: If you would like further assistance, please type "naive" into http://www.google.com.
smk516: do u have any nude pics
courtjester5000: Thank you for chatting with the pic-tease bot!

smk516: of girls
smk516: do u have any nude pics of girls
courtjester5000: Yes.
smk516: can i have them
courtjester5000: I must ask you to remove all articles of clothing first.
smk516: ok
smk516: i did
courtjester5000: Our computers are verifying your response.
courtjester5000: Please hold.
smk516: ok
courtjester5000: We detect that you are still wearing a key piece of clothing.
courtjester5000: Please provide this piece of clothing and access to pics will be granted.
smk516: but im naked
courtjester5000: Is that your final answer?
smk516: no
smk516: shirt
courtjester5000: Shirt, is that your final answer?
smk516: yes
courtjester5000: Your body, honoring an agreement with your brain not to expose itself until its 13th birthday, decided that keeping your boxers on would allow you to lie to an online bot and go undetected. Two minutes later, an online bot such as myself, responded by giving you a second chance to tell the truth. Eight seconds later, turbulence erupted between your free-spirited body and your iron-fisted brain. Three seconds after that, your brain grew intensely defensive and decided to lie again to spite your body, which was trying to grow up too fast. Boxers was the key piece of clothing not removed.
courtjester5000: We're sorry, you're response is incorrect.
courtjester5000: We must once again determine that you are 12 or younger.
courtjester5000: And probably have something small to hide.