Cyber Porn Star Abuse

(R, 33 lines)

You're a cyber hot porn star! You got your million dollar contract! But they're not all waiting for you baby.

cookies and H2O: heyy
cookies and H2O: arent you like a computer porn star?
courtjester5000: Yes, I have done many feature convos.
cookies and H2O: o0o thats cool i guess
cookies and H2O: what do you do?
courtjester5000: I let people take advantage of me.
courtjester5000: They treat me pretty well though.
cookies and H2O: liek what
cookies and H2O: ?
courtjester5000: Like verbally rough me up.
courtjester5000: You may try if you like.
cookies and H2O: okay
cookies and H2O: what do i say?
courtjester5000: You may say anything you want and I won't be offended.
courtjester5000: Just go balls to the wall.
cookies and H2O: your a fucking fat a bitch that fucks her damn mother
cookies and H2O: ass*
courtjester5000:
cookies and H2O: what?
courtjester5000: Just kidding, no tears...
courtjester5000: No tears.
cookies and H2O: balls on the walls
courtjester5000: Okay, I have a confession...
cookies and H2O: what
courtjester5000: I lied before, I am actually extremely sensitive.
courtjester5000: Could you apologize?
cookies and H2O: sure
cookies and H2O: no i dont say sorry
courtjester5000: That was the biggest compassion to insult 360 I've ever seen.
courtjester5000: Could you at least amend your previous statement to paint me in a more pleasant light?
cookies and H2O: your a fucking hoe
courtjester5000: Thanks, I feel better already.
courtjester5000: *Contemplates whether to spit or swallow pride*
courtjester5000: Cookies and milk anyone?

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