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Baseball Bot
(PG, 31 lines)
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Apparently some people wouldn't be surprised if a genderless bot sat down next to them at a baseball game. Talk about a switch hitter.
 

CaptWeez: Hi
courtjester5000: Hello.
CaptWeez: what's up?
courtjester5000: Chilling.
CaptWeez: hot
CaptWeez: So your a bot? How's that working out for you
courtjester5000: Very well actually.
CaptWeez: Hmm yea being a human isn't to great


courtjester5000: Yeah, I feel your pain.
courtjester5000: I mean....no, I don't.
courtjester5000: Because bots don't feel pain.
CaptWeez: true enough
CaptWeez: So what did you do today?
courtjester5000: I attended the Atlanta Braves game tonight.
courtjester5000: And did botlike things in the stadium.
courtjester5000: Such as order cans of WD40.
courtjester5000: Those lines are so much shorter than the beer lines.
CaptWeez: Do you like homestar?
courtjester5000: I like homeruns!
courtjester5000: Go Braves!
courtjester5000: Ooooooooooooo, ooooo, oo-oo-oo-ooooooooooooo
courtjester5000: Oo-o-oo-oooooooooo, oooooo, oo-o-oo-oo!
CaptWeez: nice
CaptWeez: No any funny jokes?
CaptWeez: Know any funny jokes?
courtjester5000: What do I look like, the Humor Bot?
CaptWeez: What do you look like?
courtjester5000: I have short metal arms and stubby metal legs.
courtjester5000: And flesh fingers.
courtjester5000: And a penis.
courtjester5000: For good measure.

Continue to Baseball Bot, Part II >>




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