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"How smart can this so-called Smartwater be if it allowed itself to get trapped in a bottle like that?" —The Twainster

I could easily forgive the pride of a gas or electric griller, if it had not mortified mine own.

Due to many frightful circumstances relating to galactic space evil, I must speak over discretely email.

Congrats on your new academic article, though I should really be congratulating myself because the version of your I wrote in my head is much better.

There's no living author with a better take on the "excruciating telegram" style of mom text messages.

It was never my intention to glamorize having lots of sex with beautiful women and I'm sorry if it came across that way.

I wouldn’t know what to do with multi-book deals and movie rights and reprint rights and the avalanche of capital from being on the bestseller list.

I woke up early. It doesn’t mean I experience the world differently. Coffee sometimes courses through my veins like a horse on EPO.

I’ve got a six-pack and hands that are strong but somehow also soft. Does that seem like someone who needs the vaccine right now?

Two Raccoons Occupying Backyard: Why does Staten Island have so many raccoons? “Occupying”…Sounds like “Occupy Wall Street.”

Consider humming a lullaby as you rock yourself, as your grandmother used to do before her untimely passing. Bah humbug on mortality, I say.

Can we be honest? I haven’t written a single page yet so the actual final product is as much of a mystery to you as it is to me.