Let me know if "Indulgence preachers hate him!" works for you as a tagline.
Anna Ross ran a single sub-10 minute mile in elementary school, and has been writing humor ever since. Anna is based in Chicago, IL by way of a childhood in the DC Metro Area. She is a founding member and contributing writer of The Cherry Swamp, a Washington-DC based satire publication. As a Taurus sun, Virgo rising, and Capricorn moon, Anna is often heard referring to herself as “queen of the Earth signs.” She is still working a healthy relationship to the Earth though, despite listing “hiking” as one of her hobbies on all questionnaires.