I Meant to Attach My Resume, Not My Manifesto About Eating People
The document that I sent you by mistake, “Human Meat and the Future of Farming,” may seem like a confession, but I assure you it is not.
Tag: Writing
Dating an MFA Student: Preliminary Waiver and Release
Your Date reserves the right to describe your physical shortcomings, erroneous grammar, ill-chosen wardrobe, and sub-par erotic technique in detail.
Thus Baked Zarathustra
This simple 7-ingredient recipe will elevate your baking beyond the falsehoods of flavor and morality.
From the Playbill for Another Famous Poem
Triumph (Triumphant) wants everyone to know how much she has enjoyed her role in this poem.
30 Book Titles That Will Make You Want to Burn Your Library Card
- Loving Big Brother: Why the Government Should Be Spying on Us More - This is a Flammable Stack of Paper
Thrift Store Shopping with Maya Angelou
Be steadfast and remember always that we need much less than we think we need.
Dodging Neighbors with Ernest Hemingway
All you have to do is have one true hiding place. Find the truest hiding place you know.
The New York Times Reviews a Production of an Elementary School Musical
His portrayal of sexual obsession and lustful yearning is so convincing, a social worker from CPS has come to watch three consecutive performances.
Dear Tennessee Williams: Have You Even BEEN to Cleveland?
Cleveland is nothing if not unique. Have you ever BEEN to Cleveland’s own franchise, the Harry Buffalo Saloon?
I Hath Avenged Thy Foul and Most Unnatural Murder, But I Am Still in a Fairly Bad Place Myself
‘Twas something of a bloodbath, all told, but was this not what thou asked for? Well, Happy Father’s Day.
Sweeping the Floor with Sylvia Plath
Take a breath and listen to the brag of the dust mites—I am, I am, I am. But you want them to be not.
Plot Summaries of Unpublished Monster Novels by Nobel Laureates
J. M. Coetzee: A boy who may or may not be Jesus battles racist zombies. Jean-Paul Sartre: Lucifer tricks a man into ordering a bad batch of escargots.