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Hannah has mostly been good company, except for trying to sleep in some mornings and repeatedly suggesting that she and my son might want to do a few things on their own.
Tag: Weddings
Our “Unmarried but Long-Term and We’d Like Some Damn Presents” Registry
Not one of you has had to pelt us with birdseed to send us off on a week-long Belizean sexfest. We’ll settle for a fancy waste receptacle.
I’m Stepping Down from My Role of Resharing My Wedding Photos from 2018 on Facebook
It was a tough decision to resign from plugging images looking my most beautiful on the best day of my life, but something I finally felt ready to do.
Not to Be a Pick-Me, But Are You Jilting Me at the Altar?
I’m like Rosamund Pike in the first act of "Gone Girl," when she was still a brunette.
It’s Me, the Other Single Bridesmaid at This Wedding
I'll have been train hopping for two months at that point, so I might look a bit like the chimney sweep in Mary Poppins when I get in.
Son, I Don’t Care What You Want, I’m Playing Guitar at Your Wedding
Speaking of, I’ve been thinking about playing some Allman Brothers at the rehearsal dinner. But I might need a little lead time to learn the solo.
Paul Revere Updates the Bachelor Party He Still Hopes to Attend
Good news—lantern stuff is done. Borrowed John’s (as in Larkin's) geriatric horse and am headed to Concord now.
It’s Great to Hear About Your Wedding, Even Though I’m a Monster Living in the Sewers
So where are you holding the wedding? Is it going to be in the sewers of Chicago?
I Am the Real Parson Brown, and Let Me Tell You—Identity Theft and Unsanctioned Weddings Are Serious Crimes!
This snowman wedding racket is a disgrace to the good name of clergymen everywhere.
I’m Sorry I Proposed to You with a Mood Ring
I could tell when the jewelry dissolved into fuschia that your rage was masking “a range of emotions, including surprise, anxiety, restlessness, and confusion.”
FAQ for Our Destination Wedding Inside an Active Volcano
We're so excited to celebrate the ever-burning, liquid-hot devotion and commitment we feel for each other in this unique and personal way.
The New York Times Divorce Announcements
It was a beautiful Tuesday as Cameron Walton & Elizabeth Bayers were happily divorced during a small but intimate ceremony at the Queens County Courthouse.