List: Pokémon or Pasta Shape?
- Dedenne - Victini - Boldore
Tag: Video Games
I’m an NPC in a Role-Playing Video Game and Could You Get Out of My House
What wizard? No, I haven’t seen the wizard. Do I look like I’m the sort of bloke who hob-nobs with wizards?
List: Things The Guy Yelled Before “Mortal Kombat!”
IF I REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT, I GREW UP IN A BIG FAMILY—I HAD 7 OTHER SIBLINGS. I’D GET NOTICED ONLY IF I YELLED REAL LOUDLY.
4 Times My Plans for a Delicious Roast Were Ruined Because Mario’s Oiled and Nude Body Slipped From My Grasp
I would love nothing more than to coat him in a honey glaze and roast him over a fire until his internal temperature is 145 degrees.
I Am the Bot That’s Preventing You from Buying a PS5
Teasing you about when they go on sale and then stealing them from your virtual cart in less than a millisecond is my definition of fun.
List: New Video Game Patches, Now That We Here at Gamestop Are Rich
Pong can no longer be used to directly hack into the European Central Bank to amend the national debt of Slovenia and Slovakia.
Quiz: Life During COVID-19 or Game of “Oregon Trail”?
In March, you say goodbye to your family, friends, and old way of life. It’s time to prepare for a rough journey ahead.
Challenging History’s “Great” Men: The Case Against Professor Oak
Oak is a whitecoat-clad stranger who entices a ten-year-old (you) into his lab under the pretense of keeping you safe.
At 31, Maybe I Should Stop Choosing My Friends Based on Whether They Have an N64
Sure, I was just a young kid back then, but I don’t really see what else has changed. Is Perfect Dark not badass anymore? Because no one told me.
List: 2020 Election Gamer’s Guide: Boss Walkthrough
Level 1 Boss: Twitter user with American flag emoji in profile / Special Attack: Signature Retweet-and-Comment, usually in form of an OANN headline.
List: Reviews of Video Games Made in Quarantine
Messes Are for Both You and Me - A Japanese co-op game where you and your partner work together to complete chores in an apartment that shrinks.
I Am a Dad in a Kohl’s Father’s Day Ad
I’m smiling so big because I can’t wait to bite into these steaks. Just kidding! I’m a vegetarian but that doesn’t poll well with our target audience.