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Why does Pac-Man have to eat us? We’re starting to doubt the “we’re a family” ethos he’s always mentioning while he races after us, lips flapping.

“YIKES” Really? Of the 2,309 possible Wordle solutions out there, this is not the one we would have picked to say to our partner.

If your “Stubbornness” and “Performative Masculinity” traits are below a combined twelve, Joe will hire a CPA and the level should be a cakewalk.

- Dedenne - Victini - Boldore

What wizard? No, I haven’t seen the wizard. Do I look like I’m the sort of bloke who hob-nobs with wizards?

IF I REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT, I GREW UP IN A BIG FAMILY—I HAD 7 OTHER SIBLINGS. I’D GET NOTICED ONLY IF I YELLED REAL LOUDLY.

I would love nothing more than to coat him in a honey glaze and roast him over a fire until his internal temperature is 145 degrees.

Teasing you about when they go on sale and then stealing them from your virtual cart in less than a millisecond is my definition of fun.

Pong can no longer be used to directly hack into the European Central Bank to amend the national debt of Slovenia and Slovakia.

In March, you say goodbye to your family, friends, and old way of life. It’s time to prepare for a rough journey ahead.

Oak is a whitecoat-clad stranger who entices a ten-year-old (you) into his lab under the pretense of keeping you safe.

Sure, I was just a young kid back then, but I don’t really see what else has changed. Is Perfect Dark not badass anymore? Because no one told me.