5 Ballin’ Pieces of Job Search Advice Most Effective If You’re Tim Motherfucking Cook
Um, I don't know why anyone but Tim Cook is still reading this, but you should probably bottle up your excitement...
Um, I don't know why anyone but Tim Cook is still reading this, but you should probably bottle up your excitement...
Hal's Review: "About 13,000 people died there in the early 1900s, but you could hardly tell!"
Depression: Did I go too far by putting a puppy on my lap as I hold a guitar? Sure, I don’t know how to play guitar, but she doesn’t know that.
Although, speaking of our actual bodies, you should absolutely look a gift horse in the mouth. You can tell a horse's age by looking at its teeth.
The 1960s: Students are now allowed to bring lunches with them to school.
Please insert your chip into the card reader. Please please insert your card. Please please please. Please society. Please the machine. Chip card.
New at Macy’s are Cordial-Roy® casual slacks---virtue you can wear. Looking good while avoiding social indiscretion never looked, well, so good!
There are at least two sides to a story. The client will think their version is the only true story. Don’t waste time convincing them of the truth.
Since #MeToo, most men have ceased screaming sexually explicit compliments from the open windows of their turbo-charged street shuttles.
It's basically the best thing since Gravity's Rainbow. Think of it sort of as Infinite Jest but more like Pirates of the Caribbean and with robots.
Don’t worry, Big Man, we’ll figure this out. (By the way, You really should come downstairs to level 5 to get a cupcake!)
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