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I lost motivation for my role of being the embodiment of vanity. To put it lightly: remote work has challenged the core values I once held dear.

I can survive at a depth of six meters under water up to 30 minutes, unlike your ex who just quit it over a spilled lemonade.

Some of you seem to be using this platform for what my psychologist, Dr. Winter, has identified as attention-seeking behavior.

We’re all hurting. Which is why we need to stick together, much like these beautiful hardwood scales and the brass pins they’re fastened with.

My response time is immediate. Sometimes I respond to texts before I even get them.

I seem to have sat at a desk that was positioned in front of a “shit ton of Nerf guns.” Actually, 33 to be exact.

Teasing you about when they go on sale and then stealing them from your virtual cart in less than a millisecond is my definition of fun.

I'm giving three stars because I kind of want to worship the orb, but not every day, only on important orb holidays.

Think of it as a chat room, but all audio. So you’re literally chatting. With strangers! Some of them are experts. That's what I've heard, anyway.

We feel lucky to be in your life at all. And honestly, we hate that you aren’t single. Sometimes we feel like we should be paying you $39.99 a month.

While it’s important to develop your key players (namely, your mom and your ex-boyfriend Ethan), don’t be afraid to throw in some side characters!

Release the need for meaningless trivia and you will never Google again. If you still thirst for knowledge, there’s always DuckDuckGo.