I’d Love to Invite You to Join Clubhouse, Even Though I Don’t Really Know What Clubhouse Is
Think of it as a chat room, but all audio. So you’re literally chatting. With strangers! Some of them are experts. That's what I've heard, anyway.
Tag: Tech
I’m the Brand Voice for a New Start-Up, and I’m Super Horny for My Target Demographic
We feel lucky to be in your life at all. And honestly, we hate that you aren’t single. Sometimes we feel like we should be paying you $39.99 a month.
Capture Your Zoom Therapist’s Interest in Just Ten Easy Steps
While it’s important to develop your key players (namely, your mom and your ex-boyfriend Ethan), don’t be afraid to throw in some side characters!
Taoist Truisms for the Age of Surveillance Capitalism
Release the need for meaningless trivia and you will never Google again. If you still thirst for knowledge, there’s always DuckDuckGo.
A Realistic Introduction to Your New Peloton Stationary Bike
Instructor Kate knows you won’t make it past two months on this bike, but she also knows you need her positive energy to have any chance at all.
Seeking Housing: A Tiresome Text Exchange
This apartment is in Verto Heights, in the only Swap Zone of the city. About 11% of the Salt Lake City apartments are in this zone.
The Unexpected Things That Will Happen When You Buy Those Used Bagpipes on Facebook Marketplace
You'll mistakenly think the reeds are developing some exotic flavor. Nope --It's mold. Another thing you neglected, like your "check engine" light.
Help! How Do I Fix the Question Mark Button on My KeyboardÉ
I mean, how am I supposed to ask Jillian how her pregnancy is coming alongÉ And answering knock-knock jokes is now completely out of the question.
I’m Replacing Your Zoom Cooking Instructor, But I’ve Never Seen This Recipe Before, So Bear with Me
Oh. This is chicken marsala? I thought Chelsea said “chicken, more salsa!” That’s fine. Shouldn’t be too different.
What I Imagine a Slow News Day Is Like
7:45 AM: I turn the TV on while I make breakfast. The hosts are showing how to make crab cakes for fifteen minutes straight.
An Open Letter to the Guy Who Receives Self-Help Tips from the Pornhub Comment Section
We sympathize that you've lost “thousands of comments I need to get through the daily existential dread,” we have a moral obligation to protect our users.
Russian Hackers Also Condemn the U.S. Government’s Weak Response to Their Recent Cyber Attack
Nobody likes working a job where their accomplishments go unrecognized or unnoticed, covert Russian hackers included.