I’m the Titanic and Climate Change Is Coming for You, You Idiotic Iceberg
You dumb pee stained ice cube, do you understand how embarrassing it is to be sunk on your maiden voyage?
Tag: Satire
Recipes for People Who Don’t Cook, but Have No Choice This Weekend Because Their Partner Is Out of Town
Directions: Forgo the kitchen scissors and rip the Hershey’s bag open in the worst way possible.
Introducing Nedflix
Nedflix’s “rolling library” delivers video content via four hard-shell rolling suitcases lashed together with bungee cords.
Modern Solutions to Edgar Allen Poe Stories
Once upon a midnight dreary, a man was scrolling, weak and weary.
I’ll Put Whatever the Hell I Want in the Little Free Library
Don’t tell me the information in 1982’s Encyclopedia Olympia is outdated! Granted, Yugoslavia’s not a country anymore, but...
FAQ for Our Destination Wedding Inside an Active Volcano
We're so excited to celebrate the ever-burning, liquid-hot devotion and commitment we feel for each other in this unique and personal way.
The New York Times Divorce Announcements
It was a beautiful Tuesday as Cameron Walton & Elizabeth Bayers were happily divorced during a small but intimate ceremony at the Queens County Courthouse.
Welcome to Our Drone Light Show, Please Excuse the Behavior of Our Drones
Ok, so it looks like they’re depicting the many scourges man has brought upon this Earth.
Your College English Class, An Introduction to Monetizable I.P.
Students will become acquainted with works of literary importance—or as we refer to them, “leverageable assets with income producing potential.”
Musicals That Probably Would Not Be Popular in New York City
Basically this show is the plot of Guys and Dolls but, inexplicably, there is also one random guy on stage who keeps insulting Derek Jeter.
Finally, a Harmless Alternative to Jurassic Park
Instead of the dangerous, unethical practice of cloning once-extinct dinosaurs, our exhibits are human clones who pretend to be dinosaurs.
My Acceptance Speech After Answering One Question Correctly at Bar Trivia
I am here to keep the small talk alive because everyone else is so locked in that they forget how to socialize.