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For too long, we have ignored the very real threat that COVID-19 can survive in and be spread through ectoplasm.

You see, when I was fired from my job at Target for stealing money out of the register, it was actually a clever commentary on American capitalism.

There is no need to fixate on future problems before they arise by preemptively discussing a plan for an emergency situation which may never occur.

I was going through your photos, which– Stop screaming, you know you have nothing incriminating.

There's no living author with a better take on the "excruciating telegram" style of mom text messages.

Whose fault is it I don’t look perfect anymore? I’m pretty sure it wasn’t my arms that splashed me with queso dip.

Next time, consider delivering in a Lyft, the cereal aisle at your grocery store, or during your yoga class. Claim denied.

Don’t invite Glug if you are having his former mate Praki who dumped him for that Neanderthal with the wheel.

Geoff’s been out here slingin’ Coors Light at double-A ballgames for longer than most of these white coat jokers been alive.

You dropped out of law school to travel around the world “like an Australian.” I knew this was the beginning of something special.

We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.

We know you're eager to get back to inconsistent monthly visits to your 87-year-old father and checking your watch and sighing the entire time.