10 Fast Food Items That Could End Your Life
A partial list of deadly menu items being added by fast food chains everywhere, as catalogued by the Department of Homeland Security.
Tag: Restaurants
The National Burger Ban
"Eating an occasional value meal is fine, but super-sizing it simply puts you and others in danger," a Big Mac spokesman elaborated.
Subversive McDonald’s Employee Serves Breakfast at 11:02 AM
<p>18-year-old Katie Lawrence sent a splash of hot oil through the fast food industry today when she fulfilled a customer's request for an Egg White Delight, even though breakfast service had ended two minutes earlier.</p>
Don’t Blame Me, I’m Just the Manager at This Olive Garden
Alright, time for the evening server announcements here at Olive Garden. This is being passed down from corporate, so hey, don't shoot the messenger!
The ONLY 6 Reasons to Not Tip Your Server
If you really have your heart set on stiffing the minimum wage workers who serve your fatty, deep-fried goodness, then here are some legitimate excuses.
No Kids, We’re Not Going to Round Table Pizza After the Game
The Padres have developed a bit of a reputation as the "loser squad," and I wish I could say it's not deserved, but you boys are absolutely pathetic at baseball.
The Server Manifesto
This is a foul-mouthed guide for you, the customer, when dining out, because most of us servers agree that the majority of you are assholes. Please heed these rules.
How NOT to Order at a Sit-Down Restaurant
If you participate in one or more of the following 8 actions or behaviors, you are a monster, and you are cordially invited to eat fast food for the rest of your pathetic life.
RE: Spoon Restaurant Idea
I took a look at your business plan for the spoons only restaurant idea, and everything looks pretty good. I’ve never eaten a five-course meal with just spoons and I’m sure thousands of others haven’t either.
Gay Chickens Petition Chick-Fil-A
Believe it or not, we here at the Church of Satan for Homosexual Chickens don't mind that you slaughter chickens to feed the masses. But why the fuck are you closed on Sunday?
Salads by Kevin
Dive into innovative and edible salads like The Kevin (lettuce show you how), or spend the night with Kevin Once Stayed at the Waldorf Salad (expensive).
The Burger Kingdom is Your Destiny
Ready for the fast-paced exciting world of fast food? Burger king is looking for new talent! Fill out this application to get started right away!