The ONLY 6 Reasons to Not Tip Your Server
If you really have your heart set on stiffing the minimum wage workers who serve your fatty, deep-fried goodness, then here are some legitimate excuses.
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6 Beers in Your Fridge That Prove You’re Severely Depressed
Are you depressed? You can safely answer "absolutely" if you currently have one or more of the following terrible brews stocked in your refrigerator.
6 Activities for Broke College Kids that Only Cost a Nickel!
If you haven't nickel picked, then you haven't lived. Think rock climbing is ballsy? Think bungee jumping is extreme? Well strap in for the thrill ride of your lifetime.
How to Pick Your Karaoke Song
There's never a reason not to be singing karaoke. But you do have to choose your songs wisely, as not every situation calls for "Build Me Up Buttercup."
The 3 Most Effective “Life Hacks” No One Talks About
What if I told you that all the typical "life hacks" everyone tries to pimp out are bush league? Here are three ways to save time and live like a goddamn king!
Can I Put My Penis There?
Ever wondered whether it's ok to put your penis in the freezer, in the couch, or in your neighbor's manger scene? Miraculously, all those answers are right here.
Sorry I’m Not More Sorry: A Collection of Non-Apologies
Because being your roommate means never having to apologize for the stupid and immature shit I do to you, I've compiled this list of things I'm not sorry about.
How to Recreate Your Favorite Craft Beer at Home
Finally, a way to enjoy the taste of your favorite brews without breaking the bank. Strap in because we're about to take a brewery tour...of your goddamn kitchen.
How to Make New Friends: A Guide for Dexter Morgan
When you're meeting new people, it's important to get to know them the old-fashioned way: through conversation. DO NOT snoop into their criminal records.