The Dollar Bill on the Wall of This Pizza Shop Is Sick of Being Out of Circulation
It might look like I have a pretty good gig, but don’t you think this is kind of fucked up?
Tag: Restaurants
Farm to Table. Table to Fork. Fork to Mouth. Food to Throat. Air to Throat. Hands to Chest. Hands to Chest. Hands to Chest.
Car to driveway. Food to house. Hour to hour. Day to day. Week to week. Month to month. Smell to food. Food to dumpster and so on.
Acid Flashback, or Did You Forget to Take Off Your Jacket in a Restaurant?
You can’t move your arms as much as you’d like.
Please Take Notice: If You Ordered an IHOP Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity Breakfast between March 14, 2016 and August 4, 2017, You May Be Entitled to Compensation
If you ate all that, we’re astonished you are alive to read this notice. Your arteries must be as hard as bricks.
Perfect Songs for 12 Scenarios When You’re Shaving Parmesan over a Plate of Fettuccine Alfredo and Waiting for the Patron to Say “When”
When it’s clear the patron isn’t saying “when” anytime soon and your mind starts to wander.
Suggestions from the Suggestion Box at My Teppanyaki Restaurant Where I Make All the Food with My Bare Hands
Posting signage around the restaurant that says, “We Pinky Promise We Washed Our Hands Before Returning To Work,” is not comforting.
Mice Review My Kitchen from Grad School
If you’re used to other eateries in the area, you might be surprised by the cold, but we didn’t mind cuddling up.
How to Tour LA like a Person Who Lives in LA
Eastsiders recommend the taco place with a questionable sanitation rating but amazing salsas. Westsiders recommend, “I guess, Sugarfish again?”
It’s Time to End Unemployment Benefits and Put In an Honest Day’s Work at the Rainforest Cafe
Think of all the times you said, "I wish I could provide for my family by working somewhere that played realistic thunderstorm sound effects every 17 minutes."
Ideas for Sides at Restaurants That Are More Satisfying Than Bags of Chips
A Phone Charger: “Nourish thine phone and ye shall nourish thine soul.” Neitzsche said that.
New Restaurants You May or May Not Want to Try Post-Pandemic
At this annoying cafe every day is your birthday. Imagine singing waiters serving every course to the tune of “Happy Birthday” at full volume.
All of the Most Common Vegetarian Menu Items, Ranked
When you request to have the meat removed, they’ll still charge you full price so at least your bank account feels like you’re eating a real meal.