We’re Offering 10 Percent Off If This Golden Corral Turns into a Food Fight Warzone
If you find yourself eating our classic pot roast and one of our comfortable and sturdy chairs flies by your head, please do not be alarmed.
If you find yourself eating our classic pot roast and one of our comfortable and sturdy chairs flies by your head, please do not be alarmed.
Winkler Field in Saratoga: I’m sorry I repeatedly yelled, “I want that kid checked for steroids, he’s a steroid junkie” after a player hit a double.
Some things just can’t be fixed with free waffle fries.
You only made $200 this week, yet you STILL let your friends drag you here?
The "Definitely Not Adderall" Meal ($54.99): A taco shell with six tablets of Adderall in it.
It might look like I have a pretty good gig, but don’t you think this is kind of fucked up?
Car to driveway. Food to house. Hour to hour. Day to day. Week to week. Month to month. Smell to food. Food to dumpster and so on.
You can’t move your arms as much as you’d like.
If you ate all that, we’re astonished you are alive to read this notice. Your arteries must be as hard as bricks.
When it’s clear the patron isn’t saying “when” anytime soon and your mind starts to wander.
Posting signage around the restaurant that says, “We Pinky Promise We Washed Our Hands Before Returning To Work,” is not comforting.
If you’re used to other eateries in the area, you might be surprised by the cold, but we didn’t mind cuddling up.