A three-on-three volleyball game is about to start in the sand only a seashell's toss from the Trump Ocean. Ben Carson, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, and Chris Christie are there.
In the left corner, weighing in at 225 pounds, the outspoken real estate tycoon egotist, Donald Trump. And in the right corner, weighing in at 50 trillion, the native land, USA.
In 2016, at least we'll know Donald Trump has been defeated, Star Wars will live on, and I'll live on without Panera and Starbucks every day.
Donald Trump can afford good-looking hair, yet he chooses to walk around looking like a joke. This isn't a sad fact, it's a well-designed political power move.
The Donald's hair is perfect as a tiny scale model of the Siberian tundra, illustrating the catastrophic results of a scorched earth policy in the Napoleonic invasion of Russia.
"I will build a great wall - nobody builds walls better than me." Take a look around, "I am the least racist person there is." I simply think black people shouldn't have kids.
Obamacare: the most frightening thing to emerge from the womb of the Communist Obama jihad squad. Here are three real-life examples of the healthcare failure.
I don't need your commie food charity, Brocko. What am I supposed to do with all this food? I can't pawn the steaks, I already tried that.
The difference between Rick Santorum and my dog is that one humps random guys' legs and the other is a cocker spaniel named Betsy.
If Obama-nation thinks he can be a dictator in the U.S. he's got another thing coming. We'll be right there to stop him. You and me, and our right to bare arms.
Mitt Romney's magic Mormon horse shall ride into the night, all razor sharp with bayonets, a terrifying sight!
I fill out my ballot based on a system I invented years ago that has nothing to do with any kind of informed opinion of anything. I am awesome like that.