Six Degrees of Facebook
It all starts with one "friend add" on Facebook, and it leads to breakups, suicide, betrayal, and despair. Next time think before you log on.
Tag: Observations
An Open Letter to My Little Hell on Earth
Dear Summer Internship, thank you for giving me something to do during the daytime. Masturbation was getting old. That said, I have to address a few issues since I started working here...
I Wish I Was Funny
I'm not funny or sexy, so I never have sex, nor make people laugh, let alone both simultaneously.
I Do Not Understand Regret
I will be the first to admit it: I get drunk or drugged out, and make bad decisions. The difference between is, I don’t experience regret like you.
Up Close and Internet Personals
Loneliness is a big moneymaker, and singles websites are cashing in on it with fake vaginas.
The NameScreener: Your Screenname Analyzed
Thousands of screennames are analyzed, rated, and reviewed for humor and popularity. Anyone can submit their screenname to be reviewed and posted online!
The Golden Hour of Stragglin’
Last call came and your last resort hookup went, now what? Join the drunken herd in the streets and see if you can catch the skinniest buffalo.
What’s Your Excuse for Missing Class?
When missing class becomes a problem, you're going to need some creative excuses. Try emailing these with a straight face.
Student Video Game Therapy
Sit down and curl up with an Xbox or Playstation, 'cause it's probably the best stress-reliever you know. But every mood deserves a different game.
The Walk of Shame
It's Sunday morning and you're still in last night's clothes, reeking of alcohol and sex outside an unfamiliar dorm. Put on your scarlet letter and begin the Walk of Shame.
So You Want to Be Awesome?
Being awesome is easier than you think. Follow these simple rules and you'll have that hat twisted around backwards in no time.
Welcome Back to Heaven, New Sophomore
Going back to college for the first time is like getting a second chance to lose your virginity: same excitement, only you know how to do it right.