The Deal to End All Deals
If it's physical satisfaction you're looking for, you better make sure you know the rules of the hookup game before playing around.
Tag: Observations
The Wingman: Your Best Friend at the Bar
His mission is simple: do whatever necessary to ensure your success with the ladies. Even if that means crashing and burning himself.
The Sketchy Truth Behind Art
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
Talkin’ Shit: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
For some, every day is just another day at the toilet. For others, it's a time to look forward to and reflect upon. Here's the good, the bad, and the ugly about poop.
Tattoos: No Use Crying Over Spilled Ink
Regret-free tattoos take careful thought and planning. Consider a sexy location, obscure imagery, and perhaps a classic quote in Old English.
Super Bowl XXXVIII: A Canadian’s Perspective
Some of the most comic relief for our northern neighbors comes from watching the specially-inserted Canadian Superbowl commercials.
Surviving General Education Courses
Your brain, your penis, and your liver are all on the brink of failure. Is it some disease or just college? Should have paid attention in bio.
For the Love of St. Patrick
Six of the best reasons to love this drunken Irish holiday like no other. In fact, you may want to celebrate it out of season after reading.
The State of the Future Address
The year 2005 isn't everything we had hoped for, but with a few tweaks (more steroid use and Iraq war coverage, etc.) it might be a little better.
Drinking Away Your Summer Vacation
Summer means two things: getting a job and drinking. Not necessarily in that order, but always with adventures involving both.
I Am So Sorry, Girl
A free form poetry apology to that 'special' girl you barely knew, but had to break it off with. Parting is such sarcastic sorrow.
The Mind of a Single Guy
Find out what goes through the average single guy's mind during the day... start to finish, completely uncensored.