Greatest Snow Day Activities
When the harshness of winter finally convinces your college to close down, how will you spend the day? Whatever you do, please add alcohol.
When the harshness of winter finally convinces your college to close down, how will you spend the day? Whatever you do, please add alcohol.
A fresh, investigative look at the importance of pursuing school spirit. And the inherent difficulties in achieving it.
Maximizing your fun-to-danger ratio requires a bit of careful planning. Just remember: there's always safety in numbers of the opposite sex.
When your roommate's doin' the nasty with some ugly, and you're sober enough to hear it, it's time to evacuate. Know your emergency exit routes.
There's nothing more intense than an age-old rivalry like Michigan/Ohio State football. Just try to avoid the cops in riot gear.
What is the world outside the college bubble really like? Let's just say the 'realness' sets in hard after a week of corporate paperclip-counting.
If you thought it was hard to find the right words to say DURING a relationship, try ENDING one on your terms. Not so easy my friend.
Shaving your pubic hair is just wrong! It's unnatural, weird, and quite emasculating. Wait, did somebody say deep throat? *Buzzzzzzz*
His only job is to please college girls. Specifically all the ones on your dorm floor. But does he really deserve the tainted rep?
MP3 management, liquor mixology, gender ratios? Hey, throwing a good party isn't easy. Now there's a course of study to make you a pro.
At the rate the world is generating spin, we will soon travel in time to that perfect future in which nobody is not telling untruths.
Online poker is better than sex. Whether you're on top, coming from behind, or all-in, you're in for the ride of your life.