Going down to South Park going to see if I can't... engage in sleazy ransacking, hot tub hookuping, 50-pound pussy sleeping, all in Trey Parker's house.
Tag: Movies and TV
Everybody dies, but the big question is when and how. Why not put your money where your top ten celebrity corpses lay?
<div style="clear:both;"></div>I know the Oscars is already old news. for the record, Jon Stewart was great and if the Academy is smart, they'll invite him back and he'll be even better with one year under his belt. He held back a little, but I laughed a lot. By his own admission, the reviews he got said it all: he was great and terrible.<br /><br /><blockquote>Links to some reviews:
These actors proudly wore their mullets and probably got laid more than you and me combined despite donning a neck warmer.
Hollywood's latest love affair is slow, hyped-up, and of course, totally homosexual. Should you buy in to the blockbuster gayness?
Everyone fantasizes about being a celebrity occasionally, but the only realistic way to brush with stardom is to crash the tour bus. Duh.
It's the only traditional form of dating left in college: inviting someone over to hookup halfway through a movie. Here's the rental list.
A special tribute to a pop icon of two eras: the Superfreak 80's and the Dave Chappelle 00's. We'll miss you Rick, but your quotes live on.
FOX Network, you've done it again. Just when we thought programming was at its worst, you've hit us with a new disgrace: Quintuplets.
There are a lot of bad movies out there, but these ten are getting a fresh lambasting for good reason. Dishonorable mentions included.
The most incomplete guide to this year's awards along with predictions from the most disrespectful voice in college movie reviews.