“Hi there, thank you for calling Verizon. My name is Kim, I'll be your customer service expert for today. Can I please have the phone number you're calling in regard to?”

“Two-zero-two, five-five-five, zero-one-seven-nine.”

“Okay let me just confirm, that's two-zero-two, five-five-five, zero-one-seven-nine?”

“Yes.”

“Okay and if you don't mind, could I have your name please?”

“My full name?”

“Yes ma'am.”

“It's Daenerys Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, called Daenerys Stormborn, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons.”

“Okay let me just confirm that I've spelled that correctly. That's ‘D' as in ‘Dog', ‘A' as in ‘Adam', ‘E' as in ‘egg', ‘N' as in ‘nickel', ‘E' as in ‘elevator', ‘R' as in ‘rocket', ‘Y' as in ‘yo-yo', ‘S' as in ‘salad', ‘T' as in ‘tomcat', ‘A' as in ‘Apple', ‘R' as in ‘rocket', ‘G' as in ‘ghost', ‘A' as in ‘anvil', ‘R' as in ‘robot', ‘Y' as in ‘yes', ‘E' as in ‘everything', ‘N' as in ‘nostril', ‘T' as in ‘tooth', ‘H' as in ‘helper', ‘E' as in ‘eggnog', ‘F' as in ‘friend', ‘I' as in ‘interior', ‘R' as in ‘race car', ‘S' as in ‘silence', ‘T' as in ‘twins', ‘O' as in ‘omelet', ‘F' as in ‘fart', ‘H' as in ‘hiccup', ‘E' as in ‘envelope', ‘R' as in ‘rascal', ‘N' as in ‘never', ‘A' as in ‘angel', ‘M' as in ‘moment', ‘E' as in ‘Elmer', ‘Q' as in ‘question', ‘U' as in ‘universe', ‘E' as in ‘evolve', ‘E' as in ‘elder', ‘N' as in ‘Nairobi', ‘O' as in ‘ostrich', ‘F' as in ‘firecracker', ‘M' as in ‘Mary', ‘E' as in ‘extra', ‘E' as in ‘enter', ‘R' as in ‘robot', ‘E' as in ‘evil', ‘E' as in ‘ear', ‘E' as in–”

“Uh… excuse me? I just want to check the balance on—”

“‘N' as in ‘normal', ‘Q' as in ‘quality', ‘U' as in ‘umbrella', ‘E as in ‘ending', ‘E' as in ‘Edward', ‘N' as in ‘Not MY pancake!', ‘O' as in ‘ogre', ‘F' as in ‘family', ‘T' as in ‘toy', ‘H' as in ‘ham sandwich', ‘E' as in ‘effort', ‘A' as in ‘alligator', ‘N' as in ‘November', ‘D' as in ‘dolphin', ‘A' as in ‘ankle', ‘L' as in ‘lefthanded', ‘S' as in ‘senior', ‘A' as in ‘Albert', ‘N' as in ‘nifty', ‘D' as in ‘doorman', ‘T' as in ‘trailer', ‘H' as in ‘house', ‘E' as in ‘elephant', ‘R' as in ‘remote', ‘H' as in ‘heel', ‘O' as in ‘ornament', ‘Y' as in ‘Ying Yang', ‘N' as in ‘needle', ‘A' as in ‘alphabet, ‘R' as in ‘red', ‘A' as in ‘armor', ‘N' as in ‘ninja', ‘D' as in ‘Dalmatian', ‘T' as in ‘telephone', ‘H' as in ‘helmet', ‘E' as in ‘eggplant', ‘F' as in ‘fable', ‘I' as in ‘igloo', ‘R' as in ‘ratio', ‘S' as in ‘safety', ‘T' as in ‘timeout', ‘M' as in ‘machine', ‘E' as in ‘elbow', ‘N' as in ‘now', ‘L' as in ‘leaf', ‘O' as in ‘oblong', ‘R' as in ‘restaurant', ‘D' as in ‘dinosaur', ‘O' as in ‘oval', ‘F' as in ‘final', ‘T' as in ‘table', ‘A' as in ‘aardvark', ‘B' as in ‘ballroom', ‘L' as in ‘lemon', ‘E' as in ‘England', ‘S' as in ‘satin', ‘E' as in ‘Elmo', ‘V' as in ‘vacation', ‘E' as in ‘eagle', ‘N' as in ‘neighbor', ‘K' as in ‘karate', ‘I' as in ‘Iditarod', ‘N' as in ‘noise', ‘G' as in ‘grape', ‘D' as in ‘deal breaker', ‘O' as in ‘optimum', ‘M' as in ‘marble', ‘S' as in ‘sample', ‘P' as in ‘penguin', ‘R' as in ‘Ringo', ‘O' as in ‘Omaha', ‘T' as in ‘temple', ‘E' as in ‘energy', ‘C' as in ‘calculus', ‘T' as in ‘tango', ‘O' as in ‘oink', ‘R' as in ‘registrar', ‘O' as in ‘open', ‘F' as in ‘foxtrot', ‘T' as in ‘tang', ‘H' as in ‘hero', ‘E' as in 'email', ‘R' as in ‘radio', ‘E' as in 'ember', ‘A' as in ‘accountant', ‘L' as in ‘labcoat', ‘M' as in ‘money', ‘K' as in ‘kite', ‘H' as in ‘hallway', ‘A' as in ‘Alabama', ‘L' as in ‘lightning', ‘E' as in ‘easy', ‘E' as in ‘El Salvador', ‘S' as in ‘sing', ‘I' as in ‘important', ‘O' as in ‘opera', ‘F' as in ‘France', ‘T' as in ‘trademark', ‘H' as in ‘hound', ‘E' as in ‘elaborate', ‘G' as in ‘grandfather', ‘R' as in ‘rotunda', ‘E' as in 'empathy', ‘A' as in ‘arm', ‘T' as in ‘Toyota', ‘G' as in ‘Godmother', ‘R' as in ‘ramp', ‘A' as in ‘almond', ‘S' as in ‘sailboat', ‘S' as in ‘sandcastle', ‘S' as in ‘soldier', ‘E' as in ‘enemy', ‘A' as in ‘absolute', ‘C' as in ‘cowbell', ‘A' as in ‘alpine', ‘L' as in ‘leftovers', ‘L' as in ‘lasagna', ‘E' as in ‘equator', ‘D' as in ‘donut', ‘D' as in ‘dogfood', ‘A' as in ‘actor', ‘N' as in ‘Neptune', ‘E' as in ‘eviscerate', ‘R' as in ‘ruble', ‘Y' as in ‘yo-yo', ‘S' as in ‘Santa', ‘S' as in ‘special', ‘T' as in ‘talent', ‘O' as in ‘Olivia', ‘R' as in ‘random', ‘M' as in ‘mountain', ‘B' as in ‘backwards', ‘O' as in ‘oops', ‘R' as in ‘ring', ‘N' as in ‘network', ‘T' as in ‘team', ‘H' as in ‘hinge', ‘E' as in ‘envy', ‘U' as in ‘uncle', ‘N' as in ‘nanny', ‘B' as in ‘brain', ‘U' as in ‘underwear' ‘R' as in ‘reading', ‘N' as in ‘nickel', ‘T' as in ‘taffy', ‘M' as in ”magician', ‘O' as in ‘orange', ‘T' as in ‘teacher', ‘H' as in ‘human', ‘E' as in ‘extreme', ‘R' as in ‘relay', ‘O' as in ‘orca', ‘F' as in ‘freedom', ‘D' as in ‘drama', ‘R' as in ‘Robert', ‘A' as in ‘aluminum', ‘G' as in ‘gold', ‘O' as in ‘oatmeal', ‘N' as in ‘Nevada', and ‘S' as in ‘sandwich'?

“Yes.”

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