The Burgeoning Collection of Unnecessary Screenshots on Your Phone
Solar eclipse pathways for the next twenty years, so that you can prepare ahead.
Solar eclipse pathways for the next twenty years, so that you can prepare ahead.
Now, is it sad? Of course. But the problem lies within people being concerned about her... more than they pay attention to you.
I remember when you nervously called your ‘rents at your first “real party” because someone offered you a sip of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
I said similar color blocks. No, SIMILAR color! What the hell, are you stupid or something?
11:45 PM: Really starting to get worried. 12:12 AM: Are you mad at us? 1:37 AM: Did you block us?
Be More Interesting Than Whatever Is On Their Screens: You do have one huge advantage over their screens: a direct and genetic link to their vanity.
A Picture of the Loaf of Bread I Made Six Years Ago: My source of pride.
For new patients, let me tell you about the opening scene. We fade in on a beach, sand caked with blood being washed away by the waves!
You scrolled your own Instagram profile for 3 hours last week. You will never get that time back.
Pop open a bottle today. It’s guaranteed to take your mind off the waterspout that’s currently ripping the roof off your neighbor’s house.
I appreciate the new possibilities social media has created, but I worry about what they’re missing out on.
Just imagine the most unbelievable venue design I’ve ever seen is right behind his bald, moon-shaped head.