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Tag: Phones

- Repeat grades six and seven, objectively my most awkward years - Untangle holiday lights - Menstruate for an entire month

I also thought this was a temp gig until the pandemic was over. Or, well, over enough now, I guess?

Special offer alert for your birthday! Reply before the end of the night for an all-inclusive hookup!!

To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.

We've accepted the fact that the Corn Maze could no longer compete with technology's draw to hook you to the point that you lose all sense of time.

You still haven’t confirmed, but you also haven’t canceled. Just a heads up, the uncertainty is kind of messing with some people here.

I was craning to see if you laughed at the Minions meme I sent and saw my contact name was just my number with "Maybe: Neil" under it.

No one will explain the charge to you, but you are sure it is unjust.

“YIKES” Really? Of the 2,309 possible Wordle solutions out there, this is not the one we would have picked to say to our partner.

That time you got your first martini at the airport and took a pic for the group chat before tasting it and realizing you hate martinis.

If you were one character from Lord of the Rings, who would you be? I’d be Gandalf because, like he says, “a wizard is never late,” lol.

915: Ex has recurring role in formerly favorite TV series 916: Enormous spider in shower