No one will explain the charge to you, but you are sure it is unjust.
“YIKES” Really? Of the 2,309 possible Wordle solutions out there, this is not the one we would have picked to say to our partner.
That time you got your first martini at the airport and took a pic for the group chat before tasting it and realizing you hate martinis.
If you were one character from Lord of the Rings, who would you be? I’d be Gandalf because, like he says, “a wizard is never late,” lol.
915: Ex has recurring role in formerly favorite TV series 916: Enormous spider in shower
Before the tension in the air makes someone scream, say quietly, "I could tell you, but then—well, you know…"
We realize it’s atypical to ban someone who hasn’t violated our Terms of Service, we strongly believe that your personality and general vibe justify an exception.
MINDLESS EATING MACHINES, TO STRIKE TERROR INTO THE HEARTS OF MEN. FOR MAN IS THE WARMEST PLACE TO HIDE. For $2 more the pizzas come with extra cheese.
At first, I thought something had happened to you, like that you’d fallen off the peak of a mountain in search of the most serene place to meditate.
Oh, and I totally would've signaled for help earlier, but that idiot kid kept standing in my shot. Down in front, am I right?
If you’re out-of-your-mind blackout wasted, prefrontal cortex operating at 0% capacity, contacting your ex is a fine way to direct your endorphins.
The iPhone knows it’s not “chill” to say this, but she prefers the pandemic life. She’s happier now!