Upcoming Scenes from “Law & Order: SUV”
NBC aims to lock down the suburban demographic with their gritty new spinoff series capturing sport utility vehicle drama.
Tag: Movies and TV
4 Reasons “Nine Lives” is the Craziest Movie Nobody is Watching
Kevin Spacey's switching-bodies-with-a-cat movie is surprisingly not the kid's comedy its billed as. No, this is some dark, Lynchian-level stuff.
Donald Trump Rates Horror Movie Villains As He Would Rate Women
The Donald unleashes his uncompromising peculiarity upon your favorite childhood horror film villains.
No Filter: A-riel Talk with Disney’s Gayest Princess
Hi, I'm Ariel. You may know me from The Little Mermaid or your local lesbian dive bar. Call me a rainbow fish, because I'm part of your world.
To Be Published Upon Gene Shalit’s Passing
The esteemed critic consistently sported a trademark Shalitfro/moustache/spectacles combo, and was a staple figure on the TODAY show.
When Games of Thrones Characters Call Tech Support
Hello, Verizon? It's Daenerys Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms.
The 2016 Rio Olympics, As Conceptualized by the Writers of HBO’s “Ballers”
A potentially devastating terrorist attack on Maracana Stadium is thwarted when Usain Bolt reaches out to ISIS leaders and makes things right.
Seven On-Screen Friends Who Hated Each Other in Real Life
Kermit and Miss Piggy's feud began in 1980, when she found out that he starred in a Trident gum commercial without her. Since then, things have been sticky.
11 FAQ’s Before Applying to Be on “The Bachelor”
There’s no one formula for love. That being said, we’re looking for naturally or surgically beautiful women in the IQ range of 70-89 with oblique abdominals.
Blah vs. Bleh: Dawn of Blech
What happens when movie studios run out of superheroes? They make the same movies, but about ordinary, non-superhero people and household objects.
5 Shitty Truths About Doing “Storage Wars” in Real Life
When someone stops paying rent on a storage unit, the storage facility doesn't just keep the stuff in there forever, they auction it off to the unluckiest bidder.
10 Cloverfield Lane Wikipedia Plot Summary Review
Clocking in at 512 words, 10 Cloverfield Lane's word count is appropriate for its genre, however its denouement paragraph does linger a bit too long.