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tread lightly friends, for the prankster is afoot

I, The Lovable Prankster of My House, Have Been Asked to Move Out for Some Reason

They just don’t seem to realize that, in a prank-war, these things just happen. It's no one’s fault, and nothing anyone should get in trouble for.

by Declan Cross
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January 10, 2019

uh oh a problem in the emails and robert frost is there!

How My Wife Improved Robert Frost’s Most Famous Poem

Helen, Please call me Kenn. I spoke to my wife about the "situation." I feel like the least I can do is let you know what happened.

by Jared Bilski
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January 7, 2019

001010010001111001 JEFF IS WATCHING 001010100101001

An Amazon Warehouse Worker’s Year-In-Review Analytics

Suicides contemplated: 24 That’s 2 better than last year. Thank God we re-installed the AC. AMZN Note: EMPLOYEES WHO COMMIT SUICIDE WILL BE TERMINATED

by Grant Lease
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January 6, 2019

now what in tarnation is this email about I can't make heads nor tails of this thing

A Few Changes Re: “End of Year” Which is No Longer the “Holiday Season”

There are numerous holidays, and some of us will be spending December 25 at a TGI Fridays while their soon to be ex-wife blows the retirement fund.

by Kate Tellers
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December 22, 2018

these two dolts don't know where they're headed

GPS Lite: The Navigation System That Doesn’t Know Where You’re Going

Wondered what it would be like to get directions from that one friend who’s confident they know where you’re going but “could be a few blocks off”?

by Elsa Nierenberg
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December 8, 2018

Look who made it on the Texas ballot: Gritty

It Appears Your 2018 Ballot Has Erroneously Been Cast for Gritty, The Mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers

These events are particularly disturbing given that we do not know Gritty's political party, nor is he a resident of the state of Texas.

by Colin Heasley
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November 6, 2018

Humiliating: When Asked What I Wanted for My Last Meal, I Panicked and Said “Yo-Yo’s”

I thought that I was the king of murders that helped me achieve a sense of fulfillment, but it turns out I’m actually the king of awkward.

by Ryan Ciecwisz
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October 14, 2018

[Title Blocked Until You Pledge To My Patreon]

Yes, I sold ad space at the end of that paragraph. Yes, I know that the end of the first paragraph is traditionally where the humorous premise goes.

by Kevin Lawson
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October 10, 2018

I Have a Guy for Everything

I drink cheap, too! I’ve got a really generous guy who works as a bartender and he’ll usually pour me a few rounds for free, after I’ve encouraged him to have 7 or 8 himself.