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The tension from the end of the last film has not gone away, things are getting more tense between the logs as the fire continues to rage.

"Rest In Peace Ye Merry Gentlemen" – They were merry at the rally. They were merry at Joe's Crab Shack. Now they're dead.

The first thing I noticed was my temporary roommates smiled and clapped each time they saw the Grinch’s glorious glutes.

I hope this level of detail gives you a clear understanding of the lengths that many of us would go to avoid any more forced, holiday-themed fun.

Gifts that’ll show her how much you love her, even though you’ve already been stuck inside together for two weeks! LOL.

1 cup unbleached sadness / ½ cup confidence, ground down until it becomes an unrecognizable powder / 2 heaping handfuls unrealized goals, crushed

“Yo! You must be the new year!?” said 2020, seeming to come out of nowhere. “Welcome to Calendar Corp."

December 12: Santa's naughty list of Democrat-controlled cities where the most egregious instances of police brutality take place (uh oh; it's long).

8. The Nephew Whose Whole Thing Is Being Cool: We all went through this phase in high school.

All you have to do is twist me open and plop me on a platter. I'm as easy as they come, sweetheart.

Netherfield is taken by a Mr. Bingley, a young man of large fortune; that he fled from Texas’ COVID surge in his Tesla Model X.

Can you count on one family to arrive with cute Zoom backgrounds? Does the other family have a firmer grasp on how the “Mute” button works?