High School | Points in Case

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- Repeat grades six and seven, objectively my most awkward years - Untangle holiday lights - Menstruate for an entire month

"A true friend doesn’t complain that they can’t give you their hoodie because their undershirt has an old stain.” --Anonymous

Do not, under any circumstances, throw a bowling ball at Mrs. Heathridge.

"It’s a Wonderful Life When Compared to Everyone Else at This Bar" - George Bailey's guardian angel offers perspective.

PARTIALLY CORRECT. Trapper Keepers were rad. However, Krista never “shared” one with you.

I know, it’s fucked up. And I do not envy whoever has to go toe-to-toe with that buffalo of a man.

Whether you're traveling to us for our illustrious corporate office complex or our fine lack of sidewalks, we guarantee an enjoyable stay.

The Supernentendent said theirs lots too think about but its a clear choice to remove English if they will remove a class

What was the number of the locker where I left you anonymous notes saying you’d be pretty if you washed your face?

Our Tallest 2nd Grader: I mean, have you seen this kid? He can even spell “tyrannosaur.” Anyway, he’ll be teaching AP Bio.

"I didn't really think this one through. I'm stuck here in this pre-Y2K past. I now have homework again and two presentations next week!"

A hammock. Hanna, you know a hammock is a death trap because you laughed hysterically when I fell out of one in 7th grade at Trevor’s birthday party.