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We will cover all the fundamentals, from color and composition to bloodstain patterns and anatomy.
We will cover all the fundamentals, from color and composition to bloodstain patterns and anatomy.
Has that ever happened to you? Where your body is moving but your mind starts to dissociate? I bought party hats! Who wants one?
Aside from praying for the catastrophic downfall of the entire human race, Satan's honestly a pretty reasonable guy.
The publishing world has always had a bias against writers who have never actually written anything.
If I were a guessing man, I'd guess I was in the back of an actual garbage truck.
I’m checking out your fine-ass certifications, baby, and damn you’re proficient.
I can’t and I can’t even. Whatever phrase works best for you to understand that I can’t help you.
How can someone from Nebraska not want to talk about football, like, at all?
Q. Should I worry about the fact that people keep disappearing after using the elevator? A. I wouldn't.
A demon with the head of a hamburger and the sash of an alderman materialized in my backseat. Flaps of hormone-infused beef formed his accursed lips.
I didn’t go to Tisch so I could buy cocaine for a lemur. Plus, lemurs need three times as much snow to get going.
My kids like the Beatles. How am I supposed to criticize them for their garbage taste if they are also brought to tears by "Happiness is a Warm Gun?"