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Just like wolf mamas out in the wild, she has a den (our closet) where she keeps her babies (plushies, only the ones with faces).

What have you been up to during Covid, other than neglecting your split ends, obviously? Did you box dye your hair? I thought so.

"His sneakers are kind of beat up, but that just shows he's a man of values, of integrity. Everyone respects him for this."

I guess I just need some time to wrap my perfectly symmetrical head around this bizarre predicament.

When Mr. Cruise shouts his most favored insult at me, I must be grateful and verbally show him my appreciation with a delighted squeal.

Edward Scissorhands is a revered cultural icon and I'm just a smelly, obscure German freak. The hypocrisy is unreal.

Look down at your left leg. Do you see some pricklies there? Kick your left leg in the air if you commit to leaving those be, just for a month.

Here’s a funky, vintage suggestion: you could wear pants that close with a button at the top, rather than with an elastic waistband.

If it were any other June, I too would be playing squash and basking in the sun’s rays, but this year is different.

Since I showed up, did I bother you? Now suddenly, because you look into a magnifying mirror for the first time in months, I'm a problem?

I reached my biblical allotment of three score and ten. I am, as St. Paul wrote in his second letter to the Corinthians, “playing with house money.”

We'll be using six-foot-long scissors. Due to a moratorium on ribbon cuttings, plenty of giant scissors are lying around the mayor’s office.