Future | Points in Case

Tag: Future

"Bowling for New Columbine (U.S. Moon Settlement C-97)": A look at how gun manufacturers played a pivotal role in early space colonization.

While people escape outdoors / There will be shortage the like of which was never seen / As masses storm stores / For parchment used to keep clean

I blinked in the winter sun and spotted the raised flag that bore the crest of Quality Time. Under the flag huddled members of my new life.

I’m here to tell you that you’re totally right about today not being the right day for a run. You really don’t want any part of this, man.

We’re RACING to clarify: We do NOT only sell white-wall tires. Complementary road-side assistance does NOT include a “cruise to da make-out spot.”

If the Mouth Police catch you they send you to mega jail. It’s like jail but bigger and where my rebel dad is.

We wanted to take a minute as a company to step back, take a look at each other, and ask the question, "Which one of you can we fire?"

Quantum teleportation. Do you need more reasons? If we had teleportation machines, then highway traffic and accidents wouldn’t be a problem.

“Synonyms for ‘laugh’ include ‘chortle,’ ‘gurgle,’ ‘snicker,’ and ‘titter,’” Commander Garm told the dead alien for no discernible reason.

We're only a few weeks into our "Modern World: January to December 2020" AP course and holy shit is it kicking our asses.

There's no better job out of college than playing in the MLB. Great pay, fame, and most of the time you’re standing around and not doing anything.

Today we’re flying a Communal Brain Space 1000. And through a partnership with Amazon, this aircraft runs 100% on recycled human suffering.