With the last dregs of humanity, I became one of the lucky few to be invited into a reinforced bunker (along with my pal Mike, who is not as grateful).
"It’s a Wonderful Life When Compared to Everyone Else at This Bar" - George Bailey's guardian angel offers perspective.
If you’re still using Facebook today, you’ll still be using Facebook in 2042.
Actually, I think I’m responding quite normally to the motivational seminar I watch constantly.
The journey has been fun, and there were certainly some parts I liked. Reading was cool.
Governor And Fire Offer Competing Visions For Forest’s Future
I know I'm just a little ol' abyss, but your attention has given me quite the pick-me-up. Not a lot of people notice me.
You will be a person who, needing more room for books, never once thinks the words “bricks” or “boards.”
Instead of throwing your funds away on selfish pursuits, this new program ensures your precious headcanon stays intact.
The person who left the initial voicemail saying, “Come to the lab immediately?” That’s Dave 7.
"I didn't really think this one through. I'm stuck here in this pre-Y2K past. I now have homework again and two presentations next week!"
I’ve workshopped names like Gale Force, Itsa Scorcher, Summer Day, or if you just want to throw all subtlety out the window, Cloud Precipitation.