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You have duly earned those A̶’̶s̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶A̶c̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶i̶s̶h̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ P’s, which stand for Probably Above Par.

Banners will fly, in all major cities, bearing my image and a few of my most famous words. There are so many.

As everyone knows, 4/20/69 is the funniest possible date. After all, 420 is the weed thing and 69 is the sex thing. Imagine them... Combined!

I won’t shame you, it’s not my place. No, my place is to be an evolutionary step above paper. My role is to technically be food.

Karpas --- Eating the Green Vegetable: Is this the first vegetable you’ve had all month? We raised you better than to eat all that junk food.

Schrödinger’s Everything: If you refuse to look at your bank balance, you are simultaneously broke and rich.

3. Make sure to shout, "BIG CATS!" in a fake Southern accent every 47 minutes no matter where you are.

Buckaroo, it’s time to pack away the silly stuff and focused on what you might actually achieve before the ice caps melt and we have to build an ark.

We will no longer attend and slaughter gatherings of more than 500 people. We will be sanitizing our hooks daily, and of course after each murder.

I’m interested in analyzing the importance of “opening up” via “crying” and how this plays into our fantasies of ideal womanhood.

This moment in the film may not be noticeable, but you bet your ass we’ll talk about it on the press tour like we threw the first brick at Stonewall!

Measles, schmeasles... which is actually a new form of measles.