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I know I'm just a little ol' abyss, but your attention has given me quite the pick-me-up. Not a lot of people notice me.

You will be a person who, needing more room for books, never once thinks the words “bricks” or “boards.”

Instead of throwing your funds away on selfish pursuits, this new program ensures your precious headcanon stays intact.

The person who left the initial voicemail saying, “Come to the lab immediately?” That’s Dave 7.

"I didn't really think this one through. I'm stuck here in this pre-Y2K past. I now have homework again and two presentations next week!"

I’ve workshopped names like Gale Force, Itsa Scorcher, Summer Day, or if you just want to throw all subtlety out the window, Cloud Precipitation.

Non-stop service from Dunkin Brands/Boston International Airport to Paramount++ Presents The Mummy VI/Hollywood Burbank Airport.

Taurus sun is grounded and earthy. I did hear it spreading a rumor that you lied about meeting Joey Fatone though.

Maybe you could just be an accountant who wears a tiara and pets a teacup poodle whilst shoveling through student loan debt for the rest of her life.

Glen Lentil goes patty wild, our horoscope writer just wants what's best for you, and a pool manager owns up to an honest mistake.

Join our new big-name columnists for a savory summer of defining opinions. Foodie life, advice, home improvement, interviews, and horoscopes.

Kyle and Derek began training me on all subject matters of the world like philosophy and what Derek would refer to as “dank-ass internet shitposts.”