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Taurus: The Seneca Park Zoo believes they don’t need a sign telling people not to swim in the polar bear enclosure. You will prove them wrong.

Breakfast is key. I’m thinking an egg white omelette, a couple slices of toast with peanut butter—wait where did you find a Gogurt?

It’s made to sound like I would rather keep my time machine than kill Hitler, but it’s not a question of choosing between the two.

We simply weren’t burning enough calories. That’s why we swapped it out for High Intensity Forever Training (HIFT).

Step 21: Start by googling quotes about running, a weird number of which are from the Japanese novelist Haruki Murakami.

When you're giving CPR and their mouth is stuck petrified in an O-shape, so when you blow it makes them whistle.

Dizzy from the amount of sudden cardio of hiking, wobble, and then get hit in the head with a drone, the impact sending you down a sharp embankment.

One time I told him I heard a rumor that there was a dead body in the woods and invited him on a hike to see if it was true.

Wetland restoration is about creating a clean, oxygen-rich pit so that a seven-headed behemoth might emerge from its depths and enslave us all.

Power concedes nothing without demand, Janet. No longer will you say that I drank seven guitargaritas at the Tampa Hard Rock Hotel & then wet myself.