Choose Your Own Adventure: Keg Party
The party scene is bumping, do you tap the keg... or that ass? If you're not happy with your outcome, make like a relationship and cheat.
The party scene is bumping, do you tap the keg... or that ass? If you're not happy with your outcome, make like a relationship and cheat.
Dave's 2-day diary of a beer-soaked stay in Munich, Germany for the world's largest fair, where it's proven all beers are not created equal.
A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.
Do your research, show up late, and don't forget to come bearing gifts of drugs or alcohol. Congratulations, you're deep in unknown territory.
Testing his uncanny capacity to endure the worst life has to offer, Dave hits the town's most horrible bars, one after the next.
Forget everything you know about gambling and put on your winner's hat. If you bet on red long enough, there's no way you'll end up in the black.
Next time you hear the words, 'What can I get you to drink?' you'll know exactly what you're getting yourself into besides 'drunk.'
Going down to South Park going to see if I can't... engage in sleazy ransacking, hot tub hookuping, 50-pound pussy sleeping, all in Trey Parker's house.
You don't get squeamish at the sight of blood, right? Good, then you can head south, lap up her period, and earn your sexual manhood.
If a raging drunk is talking nonsense, but nobody is there to listen, will he ever stop making sound? No, but it's not his fault.
After a grueling 6-month scientific study of hungover morning afters, the results are finally in for the best and worst hangover remedies.