Trey Parker: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Going down to South Park going to see if I can't... engage in sleazy ransacking, hot tub hookuping, 50-pound pussy sleeping, all in Trey Parker's house.
Tag: Alcohol
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How to Talk to Drunks
If a raging drunk is talking nonsense, but nobody is there to listen, will he ever stop making sound? No, but it's not his fault.
Hangover Cures: The Ultimate Experiment
After a grueling 6-month scientific study of hungover morning afters, the results are finally in for the best and worst hangover remedies.
The Boundaries of Drunken Communication
At some point, we've all regretted a drunk dial, a late-night IM, or a Facebook poke. But unless you set limits, things can get out of hand.
How to Be a Sophisticated Drunk
Is it really possible to get wasted on a budget, without compromising your image over cheap 40's and PBR's? Yes, it's called a wine tasting.
Down and Dirty Guide to Vegas
Sinner's delight, buffet heaven, and smoker's haven. Here's the scoop on everything unique about Vegas down to used syringes and faded celebs.
Dear Liquor…
Alcohol: it's been by your side as long as you can remember. But now there are a few grievances it must accept to continue being consumed.
Yeah, I’ve Been Drinking
Dear Reader, please excuse this column from any incoherence... and from PE. It has been feeling clumsy, awkward, and unathletic.
Beer Goggles for Women
Men have always thrown out all standards after enough drinks. Now women can feel the same uninhibited satisfaction with these female beer goggles!
The Seven Stages of Drunk
Screw the "Are You an Alcoholic?" tests. In college, we're all alcoholics. Here are the seven stages, as experienced by... everyone.
Get Wasted at Emory
An actual flyer distributed around the Emory University campus promoting an event celebrating drinking and getting plastered.