Lowering the Bar Crawl
Testing his uncanny capacity to endure the worst life has to offer, Dave hits the town's most horrible bars, one after the next.
Tag: Alcohol
A Winner’s Guide to Casino-Riches
Forget everything you know about gambling and put on your winner's hat. If you bet on red long enough, there's no way you'll end up in the black.
What Your Drink Says About You
Next time you hear the words, 'What can I get you to drink?' you'll know exactly what you're getting yourself into besides 'drunk.'
Trey Parker: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Going down to South Park going to see if I can't... engage in sleazy ransacking, hot tub hookuping, 50-pound pussy sleeping, all in Trey Parker's house.
Blues Bars
Blues Bars
How to Talk to Drunks
If a raging drunk is talking nonsense, but nobody is there to listen, will he ever stop making sound? No, but it's not his fault.
Hangover Cures: The Ultimate Experiment
After a grueling 6-month scientific study of hungover morning afters, the results are finally in for the best and worst hangover remedies.
The Boundaries of Drunken Communication
At some point, we've all regretted a drunk dial, a late-night IM, or a Facebook poke. But unless you set limits, things can get out of hand.
How to Be a Sophisticated Drunk
Is it really possible to get wasted on a budget, without compromising your image over cheap 40's and PBR's? Yes, it's called a wine tasting.
Down and Dirty Guide to Vegas
Sinner's delight, buffet heaven, and smoker's haven. Here's the scoop on everything unique about Vegas down to used syringes and faded celebs.
Dear Liquor…
Alcohol: it's been by your side as long as you can remember. But now there are a few grievances it must accept to continue being consumed.
Yeah, I’ve Been Drinking
Dear Reader, please excuse this column from any incoherence... and from PE. It has been feeling clumsy, awkward, and unathletic.