The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drinking
Pro tips for becoming a better binge drinker, disregarding the advice of others, and mastering the art of elevating your blood alcohol content. You're on your way to getting super drunk again!
Pro tips for becoming a better binge drinker, disregarding the advice of others, and mastering the art of elevating your blood alcohol content. You're on your way to getting super drunk again!
So here it is, the big one. The thirtieth birthday. Tomorrow I become socially, culturally and sexually irrelevant.
<p>Like many of America's most profitable industries, prison has gotten a lot less fun over the years. Despite what the movies may tell you, there is no smoking in prison. A lot of criminals I know try to avoid jail because of that fact alone. Three years away from the wife and kids? Excellent. No Marlboros? Fuck that. </p>
Mankind's history is littered with moments when booze reigned supreme. America's high points include General Grant's whiskey habits, Paul Revere's loud drunken warnings, and the early recruitment of U.S. Marines.
When we aren't serving up ads for the latest Ben Stiller blockbuster or rot your teeth like a meth addict but too colorful and tasty with vodka to pass up soft drink, occasionally we serve some banners that reflect the content of a page (so you can learn more, for example, about products offered by <a href="/blogs/paul-frank/so-youve-just-killed-prostitute" title="So You've Just Killed a Prostitut
Sometimes you just feel the need to punch somebody. And if you follow that impulse, there's a job that let's you live your fantasy: grab a clipboard and become a bouncer.
An increasingly drunk guy at a party reviews Independence Day, 3 beers at a time. Will Smith, so awesome dude!!
Why should you indulge in one man's endless love for strip clubs near and far? This series-starting interview should give you a good idea.
As far as bars go, the more outrageous and unusual the location, the better the drinks. Atypical winners include an ice fortress and prison.
From lumpy, Mesopotamian hand brews to watered-down Miller Lite assembly line bottles, beer has never been a truly smooth creation.
If you want people to forget you pissed yourself, then shit in your pants. If you want a cop to overlook driving under the influence, step on the gas.
Summer means two things: getting a job and drinking. Not necessarily in that order, but always with adventures involving both.