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Anyone who tries to create a paradox gets stopped by theoretical physicist Michio Kaku and his incredible superpowers.

Wipe down equipment after use with one of the damp napkins placed atop our overflowing garbage bins.

The Summer Person is permitted to remark out loud a phrase along the lines of “This town is so quaint” a total of (1) time.

“Yankee Stadium?” I said, pointing towards the castle below. “Camelot,” he replied. “What the fuck,” I said.

Robin Hood: Get married in the woods and then crash a wealthier wedding’s reception for dinner. Archery optional, but encouraged.

I am going into hiding. Do not approach me or say anything that could incriminate me in other crimes, especially new ones.

Look, airplanes shouldn’t be constantly flying around a building in the first place.

We will be booking you at the nearest available destination: a desolate mountainside, now viewable if you look out the left side of the aircraft.

So utterly immersive, so totally believable, so deeply transporting that you just might think you are in Sin City.

While all of you were walking on pavement like cavemen, I was defying gravity up in space.

How does one appropriately reply to “have a safe flight”? “I, too, hope I make it to my destination intact.”

While I'm technically "the boss," I don't want that detail to deter you from asking me lots of questions about my rejuvenating three-week sojourn.