Believable Fake Identities You Can Use to Catfish Your Ex
Despite his many attempts, your ex will never so much as FaceTime with Mia, because her iPhone “can’t take calls outside the Pacific Time Zone.”
Despite his many attempts, your ex will never so much as FaceTime with Mia, because her iPhone “can’t take calls outside the Pacific Time Zone.”
Cover letters ARE required. But we will not be reading them. Never read a cover letter. This will only complicate your decision-making process.
You: Uber, why are we taking Broadway? Uber: We are briefly stopping at your ex-girlfriend Karen’s house on the way. You two need to talk…
Dear Joan, I looked up your name on LinkedIn---because that’s how much I care about this job. I seriously need you to hire me.
“Yo, it’s me: the brand-new condo that sits on the same lot that rent-controlled housing used to be on."
And you charged me for all of it?! That’s over $15,000! Listen, I’m not made of that Tony Stark money
You don't release a fleet of driverless vehicles on a city and not expect someone to try to lasso one and wrestle it to a stop.
If I were overseeing this initiative, I’d start with building more “natural” wonders. People seem to love lakes, mountains and caverns, right?
501-1000 likes: Your package will be delivered by dedicated Piper Cub and guarded en route by a contingent of off-duty Allstate Security agents.
The Avengers discover that “Thanos” was actually an illicit health-technology scheme run by Iron Man’s ex-girlfriend, Elizabeth Holmes.
I “loved” your announcement on Facebook, and left a comment about how excited I am for you. > I find your friendship exhausting.
I’m outside now, walking to the nearby pizza shop. There are people everywhere, so many of them, crawling all over the place.