My Preschooler or Jesus in the Infancy Gospel of Thomas?
His mother asketh him to get milk for he hath complained of thirst: but he drew in mischief a bottle of Sonoma Coast Chardonnay she loved dearly.
His mother asketh him to get milk for he hath complained of thirst: but he drew in mischief a bottle of Sonoma Coast Chardonnay she loved dearly.
I know Father Mike and his massive ego won’t like me saying this. The self-proclaimed “superstar” of the baptism world loves the spotlight.
I would have given zero stars if I could! It’s really amazing what’s “not an option” up here.
You shall meet Ra, the Supreme God of the Sun and Creator of All Tan Lines. He will teach thee how to avoid straining thy intervertebral joints.
I didn’t see His star. I mean, I didn’t notice His particular star. Truth be told, I’d had more than a few martinis with my friend, Nadia.
She has experienced the perfect amount of sexual oppression and shame to properly teach your daughters about their growing bodies.
Tips for packing a picnic, planning a family cookout, or just snacking on some Greek sailors who got lost and wandered into your cavernous lair.
The theme of my Bar Mitzvah is “Lying awake at night, your face slick with sweat, drowning in a pool of your own despair.”
This movie is about me. But it’s also about love and family and loyalty and Christianity, but don’t say that last part out loud.
Does everyone have a string of rosary beads? It's very important to warm your muscles by lightly flagellating your body.
"When was the last time you worked?" Well, technically, as the Messiah, I am always working. But as a carpenter, I worked about three months ago.
While my MCAT scores were not the most competitive, I am a self-directed learner with strong communication skills and also I died for your sins.