After Credit Scenes from the Bible
And she did reply, "No, they are of no concern to us. Let them wander in the desert. We shall begin… Project Babylon."
And she did reply, "No, they are of no concern to us. Let them wander in the desert. We shall begin… Project Babylon."
Every one of His punchlines, every expression He makes to elicit a laugh must be met with an unequivocal, unmistakable outburst. Or else.
HIRING: One male and one female of every animal. Please submit a cover letter explaining why you are the most qualified/fertile of your species.
My downstairs neighbors should give up on the thing they call a “heavy metal bagpipes band.”
“Love one another,” commanded Jesus Christ, continuing, “Does that make any sense? I feel like I’m not making sense. Sorry.”
"What’s your schedule?" Exorcism is a nonstop, 24/6 career and the Devil loves dropping in unannounced, so you’ll want your exorcist on-call.
Heaven has several noteworthy attractions. It boasts a decent choir, if you enjoy liturgical music. The library has a good book.
Desire always leads to suffering, with the exception of the desire for an ice-cold glass of refreshing Pepsi-Cola™. That one’s fine.
Cain: Cain is in pain! Abel: I'm un-Abel to walk comfortably!
Don’t you dare be soothed into chorale complacency by our initial thin delivery and ambiguous harmonies.
We revere his gracious power and salute the Bull Terriers before who’ve portrayed his likeness.
How do these seltzer companies make money in such a saturated market? What gives?