Exes Jokes

Top 10 funny things about exes:

  1. They appear out of nowhere and at the most random places: Exes and Oh's
  2. Even the nicest people in the world will turn into crazy lunatics once they become an ex: Five Ingredients for an Awful Girl
  3. They cut the chains that were tied to your wrists and ankles and make you….single!: Girlfriends with Perks
  4. The only way you can calm them down is by having sex with them: Exes and Oh's
  5. If you leave their phone number in your phone, you'll be able ignore their phone calls: Beep Beep Boop Boop Bob in E Major
  6. It's harder to impress them the second time around: How to Impress Your Ex-Girlfriend
  7. They always say they want someone reliable, trust-worthy and honest: Exploiting the Most Out of the Holidays
  8. They're not bitches or assholes, they're just angry demons from hell that won't rest until you're dead: The Beech Comes Out Swinging
  9. No matter how hard you try, they'll never give you back your stuff: Fine Tuning the Little Things and Learning a Word or Two
  10. There are actually rules when it comes to having sex with them: The Rules of Banging the Ex
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