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Walking the line between high and low brow, you'll find that having class often gets in the way of gawking at the many fine campus ladies.
Breaking news: The Scholarly Tabloid gets a makeover! No, it's not a smear campaign, just a reinvention of humorous social commentary.
It snowed in Victoria, which never happens. It was only a few inches, but because this never happens the whole city went into a panicked state of emergency.
The days leading up to the 25th provide an eclectic mix of Christmas music and Marilyn Manson's latest hit: "I want to cut off your skin and wear it like a jacket."
The cast of Jackass has already injured themselves ad infinitum. It's time they focused on new projects...like beating Jesus in arm-wrestling.
There is nothing in the world that a professor can say that is more terrifying than "Form a group for a group project."
Literate bartenders everywhere agree it's half National Enquirer, half Dear Abby, half Jerry Springer. Mix well and garnish with calculator.
This article may contain the following: razor-sharp wit, biting satire, and vicious sarcasm. Watch for jokes flying over your head.
When you're an AC/DC on the black/white spectrum, sometimes you have to grab the E. Mike and define yourself in stereo.
Hey Asshole, I know you like to talk shit, but you're not clever. Nice guys finish last, unlike your emotionally unsatisfied girlfirend.
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When your biting sarcasm is too tongue-in-cheek for your audience, you must bite your tongue lest your words fall on confused ears. Right?