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Even bleeding vagina liberals would agree, the only true hot button issue you should be worried about come election time in 2008 is stemming the red tide.
Deceit is a regular part of our lives, and to deny it would be, well, a lie. Here's the truth behind our lies, including tips to get away with them!
It's a well-established fact that girlfriends sap the life out of men. That leaves single guys with two options for fulfilling their sexual needs: hookers and Internet porn.
The end of the semester is creeping up and you haven't cracked a book since midterms. Better work on getting notes from the ugly girl.
Unnecessary clothes, patchwork junky decorations, and your trusty guitar that you have yet to learn how to play. Pack it all in anyway.
A new school year has begun, and everything seems somehow different. Maybe it's just that I'm a year older, but things seem to have changed over the summer.
Ok, guys, if you want to hook up with someone, here's what you gotta do: First off, meet them during the first week of school when you're really drunk.
I've been away from my nice warm bed for nearly a month now. Sure, this place called college is great and all, but I think I'm ready to go home.
Drop/adding, waitlisting, scheduling, declaring your major. Don't dig yourself a hole too early by slacking on the 'simple' tasks.
I know I'm not the only guy who smells his pants before going out to a bar, but I still think it's pretty weird.
True story #2: My friend Joanna lost her ID, so she went up to a bouncer who wasn't busy and asked to buy an ID he had confiscated from someone else.
Text-Heavy celebrates its 100th issue by going on strike! Ten arduous demands must be met or issue 101 will never see the light of Internet.