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Unlike the whole prostitution thing, Friend Hookers will make the most money with their most winning smiles and sparkling personalities.
Canadian politics take a twist when Emmanuel runs for Prime Minister. Drugs prevail, taxes decrease, and the economy hinges on Best Buy.
I was thrilled at the prospect of making the seven hour trip to London with my friends for Canada Day weekend, which is a lot like the fourth of July, except more Beavertails.
There's something extra amusing about a French amusement park. But it's definitely not those stuffed animal prizes. You'll never win those.
If you're like me, a lot of unrelated thoughts enter your head throughout the day. Almost all of them are a complete waste of time, but here is a sampling of mine.
The Text-Heavy secrets are out. And now you can use them to learn how to write your own award-winning comedy column.
I took a trip to London for no apparent reason, and, after a long and arduous journey, made it there very much alive. Here's what happened.
Listen up amateurs, Open Mic Night will go a lot smoother if you follow a few unwritten rules. Well, now they're written. (See, I need work.)
From spam to cheating, from porn to message board posters. The Internet hasn't always evolved for the best. Unless the porn is free.
I thought I'd warn you that if you have the guts to go to a movie with your mom and little brother, be prepared to be the only family at the theater.
There will always be some sort of contest to pique your greedy capitalist interest. Don't hold your breath for a door prize though.
Maybe I should write my newsletters from a cooler, more moderate location, like the Sahara desert, or the center of the sun.