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Make the most out of your return to school by paring down your friends, pimping out your wardrobe, and pumping up your game plan.
Today's remakes and sequels are centered on nothing but cashing in on their predecessors. Too bad that cash cow's always milked out.
The rise and fall of the legendary smoking device and its greedy, hippie owner who eventually paid the price for stoning the neighborhood.
Dry season in Potheadville calls for drastic measures. But can two high schoolers manage to get a sack of weed from the mother of Jesus?
The internet's come a long way since we waited on girls pixel by agonizing pixel. But do we finally have too much of a good thing?
When you remove from a man the desire to have sex on an hourly basis, you get some surprisingly revelations from two clear heads.
Post-surgery means a lot of horrible hospital food, tubes in tight places, and balloons without nitrous. Yuck, ouch, booooring.
Don't be surprised if the hospital staff treats you like a first grader and tells you a few half-truths. Besides, it's just open heart surgery.
Raging whores learn the hard way from T.T. Allibaster: leave your phone lying around and daddy may find himself in the sexual know.
If women are out working alongside the men, who's at home raising the kids? We may as well all be living in a pineapple under the sea.
At their core, relationships are nothing more than an exchange of goods and services. Here's how to achieve an economy of scale.
The best way to break up with a girl is to be honest with her. So go ahead, tell her she's fat, annoying, crazy, or terrible at sex.