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The first three weeks of school are spent meeting people who you knew last year, but not very well. 'Casual Acquaintances', we'll call them.
Every girl has a boyfriend. No boy has a girlfriend. It doesn't make mathematical sense. Every damn weekend these "couples" are breaking up, getting back together.
I was flying on Welfare Airlines, which means you get no food and your leg room is actually someone else's seat.
Well maybe you're not yet, but the time will come when you'll seriously consider putting off the 'real world' for another two years.
Making and abandoning new friends, picking class seats, and stocking up on microwave burritos. It's all part of the first week mayhem.
How I ended up at night sitting on what may have been a couch or possibly a pile of dirty laundry drinking warm Old Milwaukees by myself is really quite a funny story.
Why let unused jokes go to waste when you can pile them up in one heap of column space? Presenting 'the best of the rest' jokes...
I love the fortune cookies you get at Chinese restaurants. They're stupid, and everyone knows it, but my problem is that they don't even tell you a fortune.
Why allow yourself to get any older than 22 when you can commit anti-aging suicide? Here are several creative ways to out with a bang.
You may want to drop some acid, because it'll help you get through the registration process with a shred of sanity, and also it'll make this column a whole lot funnier.
I think hairdressers have needlessly complicated their business to justify having a school for what they do.
Time to escape the dregs of your pathetic summer job in search of adventure. Here's the summer's hot-spots, from Europe to Iraq.