>>> Ask Nicole
By staff writer Nicole McKaig
January 28, 2004

Dear Nicole,

Why is it that these days, every guy only wants those “Friends with Benifits” types of releationships? WHERE DID ALL THE COMMITTED GUYS GO?!!!

Rebecca
 


Rebecca, please meet Derek.
 

Dear Nicole,

So I'm confused, all the girls I meet are interested in meaningless physical relationships. I want more than that, but as much as these girls seem to enjoy my company, they just don't want to get deeper with me. Is that a sign that I should give up looking for love and just sleep around with as many women as will have me?

Derek
 

I hope you two will be very happy together.

Sincerely,
Nicole
 

 
Dear Nicole,

Four words: She has a boyfriend. Any solutions?

Carl
 

Dear Carl,

That's not four words, that's…wait…one, two, three……okay you're right. That's four words.

Sincerely,
Nicole

 

 
Dear Nicole,

My ex and I met here at school, and we broke up a month ago. I want to get back together with him but he's not sure about it. Should I just forget him or try to win him over?

Megan
 

Dear Megan,

If he's uncertain about your relationship, then you need to move on. Breaking off all contact will help you heal much faster, but that can be tricky when you go to the same school. If you're chummy with a high-ranking government official, perhaps you can get him retroactively drafted into the military.

Sincerely,
Nicole

 

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