>>> Ask Nicole
By staff writer Nicole McKaig
January 26, 2005
Can I take you out sometime. I make $9.00 an hour. There is a really nice 24-hour Mexican restaurant by my house. We could walk there since my '76 Malibu is not moving off the blocks right now. I have a ring for you, too. Actually it's a life saver, but you could suck on it until it fits around your finger. Then when we get done eating we could hang out with my mom and dad. Well, in their basement anyway. What do you say?
Nine dollars an hour? That's a princely wage! Why, when I was a girl, I made 19 cents for working a 22-hour day dragging mangled corpses out of asbestos mines! …So yeah, Mexican is good. Better than that guy who insisted we walk around the outside of the zoo because he was too cheap to buy tickets.
I just found some phone numbers that you can use to ward off those douchebags without having to be mean about it. I was curious as to if you have tried using them and what you think about the service. I personally think it is a GODsend and will use it for years to come.
Yes, I'm a big fan of rejection hotlines, which are now available in most major U.S. area codes. They're especially useful when you walk into a bar on a Saturday night and suddenly find yourself drowning in a sea of wiggers, frat boys, and bar stools. I mention the bar stools because they make better conversation than drunk college guys, and are usually the only thing in the room you would ever let touch your ass.
wow you're a dumb whore, u dont know what you're talking about.
Perhaps, but there's one thing you're forgetting: the Alamo.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
-Confused and Lost
I think it's in Vermont. Can't you just use one of those map sites? Not MapQuest, though. I don't trust any website with the word “quest” in it. It conjures up images of quasi-Quasimoto-style computer nerds: Dungeons and Dragons fanatics dressed in woolen capes, hunched over their keyboards in the dead of night.