Prepare for the most amazing sporting event of your life, my dear Freemanites. The NYU Swim Team Boys will be reuniting for the First Annual NYU Alumni Meet Saturday November 22nd at 1 p.m. EST. The old guys will swim against the young guys. I will be one of the old guys, albeit an extremely good looking and sophisticated old guy.

I will be wearing nothing but Speedos, goggles and a smile. Witness the glory of two feet worth of surgical scars, 10 of the most doubletaking tattoos you've ever seen and all topped off by an athletic performance that will rival Michael Phelps' Olympic achievement. There will also be 18-22 year old men and women (whatever you bag is) in swimsuits. I assure you, you're coming for me.

Will you be able to tell your grandchildren that you saw this event of "Gladiator" proportions? Or will your kindred look down at your for missing history as it waved in front of your stupid face?

If you want to know what life is really about, remember, Saturday November 22nd at 1 p.m. EST at 

Palladium Athletic Facility
140 East 14th Street
New York, NY

And no, I won't be diving.