Thank Science the election is over! Hopefully the next one is determined by penis size or arm wrestling competition. Once again, I was wrong. I thought the results would be close. My thoughts can only be described by a friendly homeless guy yesterday who said, "I don't give a shit who wins. I'm still sleeping under a bridge tomorrow." I feel the same way brother.
And that's about as political as I get.
- For me it's screeching brakes or any woman screaming or child yelling. Are there any noises or voices that drive you absolutely nuts?
- I like to kill a bottle of champagne on my birthday (hint: it's on New Year's Eve). Best holiday to get drunk on? Or favorite? Do you have any holiday drinking traditions?
- I'll be honest. I'm a fiend for Chap Stick, cheap Chinese food and going commando. What are your guilty pleasures?
A special thanks to Heather Robinson for heeding my call for t-shirts, since most of mine were away from me. Heather, I've never seen a t-shirt with cartoon barf on it, and for this, you get a Double "You're The Best!"
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