Sorry about the lack of updates, but it's spring break and that means it's 70 degrees in Cincinnati, which means I try to be outside from when I wake to when I've exhausted every last activity I can do. I've already cracked my skateboard in half on what turned out to be the worst board slide I've ever attempted, threw my Frisbee into a lake and spent all my money until next payday. So I've had to resort to something I haven't really actively participated in in a long time. That would be my old best friend gaming.

As a kid I use to game every day. I played everything. NES, SNES, Sega, Dreamcast, N64, Playstation and Xbox, but now I've just been sticking to PC. My game of choice is Left 4 Dead.

I'm a nerd when it comes to zombies, so when I heard there was a video game out there where you got to simulate the zombie apocalypse from both a survivor and zombie point of view, I immediately had to invest. It's a blast. I've mastered every single aspect of this game already (well, the ones that were great and then were ruined by patch updates,) and I can rock someone as a zombie or survivor. The other night I had a LAN party (Jesus I never thought I would say that again) with some friends and we embarrassed these kids to the point where one of them might have uninstalled the game. I don't know why, but when I pounce someone and watch my guy in the hooded sweatshirt maul someone to death, I giggle like a little kid again.

I've also been playing Call of Duty 4, which isn't as fun because there is nothing that sets it apart from every other shooter. It's still enjoyable, but the first time I played it I had 36 kills and 21 deaths, which really shouldn't be happening for someone who is playing for the first time. I just used what I've learned in every other first person shooter, and it really made the game boring because I really didn't have to adjust anything new.

If you happen to have a steam account, and play L4D, add me. My name is Socrates Johnson. Also, if you get the movie that my names references, I'll give you nothing but my respect, then murder you in game.

(In all actuality, I haven't been updating because I started getting high again and forgot my password. Shit happens.)

Song of the Day: Dreaming by Boys Night Out