What I'm about to tell you is going to blow your mind. I haven't been able to reveal this piece of information about myself until now.

I, J.B. Hour, am from the future.

Unlike a lot of other people who claim to be from the future, I'm actually going to show you hard evidence. Yes, you heard me right, hard fucking evidence. It's been a long time since I used my time machine, but yesterday I used it to go back in time to July 25, 2003.

While there I took some screen shots of PIC as it was then. Court can verify he didn't give me access to any old web pages he has, and there isn't any way I should have these available to me. Unless, of course, I went back to 2003 in order to get them. I'm sure Court will be as shocked as you are. Click the images to enlarge.

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